billhaderismyspiritanimal

carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

I have so many questions. Were they good about food? were they generally hospitable fir it being a hostage situation?

rebuild-and-rebound

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

Can’t wait to find friends to do this with

rebuild-and-rebound
sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok


lmao yas


WHAt


I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg


WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE


goodbye forever


this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!


The joys of Tumblr and photoshop xD

sniffing:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

hey guys can someone phototshop zayn into this selfie or photoshop me into a pic with zayn somehow and ill give u a hug, if you do tag me or mention me as gnarly :))

wasnt what i was expecting but ok

lmao yas

WHAt

I CANT STOP LAUGHING Omg

WHY DID SOMEONE PUT JUSIN BIEBER ON MY FACE BYE

goodbye forever

this post is a train wreck johnny, just like ur life!

The joys of Tumblr and photoshop xD